GRAND RE-OPENING SALE JULY 4TH STARTING AT 9PM EST

Turdcules - Hot Mess Express Poopurri (various)

Turdcules - Hot Mess Express Poopurri (various)

Vendor
Turdcules Toilet Elixirs
Regular price
$9.99
Sale price
$9.99
Unit price
per 
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When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. With Turdcules’  Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Proudly Made in the USA